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WARNING: Before you go any further, please don't read BEATINGS IN PROGRESS unless you've finished THE JERKED LAW CLERK. There are spoilers and I don't want to ruin the exciting conclusion of the first book for you. Percy Winkler's 24/7 law firm job requires him to pass the bar exam without any time to study. To make time, he accepts his friend's cockamamie scheme: fake an injury which requires a face mask and let a masked body double take his place...
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30 Day Fiancée': Tribal Edition! NYC's most desperate bachelor, Crispy, hunts for his Pocahontas or he's out of the tribe for good.Praise for Tonto Canto Pocahontas:"A must-read book"--Indian Country"Brilliantly written, and an encouraging piece of fiction to signify our stories are still very alive and need to be passed down."--Native Hoop Magazine"Laugh, cry, and reflect deeply on the outstanding way Alexei manages to encapsulate identity driven...
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"Every hour, you get a bag. In the bag, you find a job you gotta do and the tools you need to do it. You don't do the job? You die. You snitch? You die. You get locked up? You die. Capisce?" What did Percy Winkler do to deserve this? He graduated from law school. Percy wants to be a lawyer. He just needs to pass the bar exam. Neither his bullying boss nor his extortionist mama will give him the time and tools he needs to pass. As a result, he fails...
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WARNING: Before you go any further, please don't read CEASE TO PERSIST unless you've finished THE JERKED LAW CLERK and BEATINGS IN PROGRESS. There are spoilers and I don't want to ruin the exciting conclusions of the previous books for you. Exasperated by Percy Winkler's inability to pass the bar exam, best friend Rufus Wang enlists him in a crash study course run by criminals. Percy is kidnapped and partnered with other dimwits who are forced to...
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WARNING: Before you go any further, please finish the first two LUSCIOUS MELCHUS books and TONTO CANTO POCAHONTAS before you proceed with this one. There are spoilers and I don't want to ruin the exciting conclusions of the earlier books for you.Melchus hasn't been able to enjoy life since his god-like powers of lusciousness emerged. He unwittingly ends up in redface as a Hollywood Indian in a movie production so hostile to Native American actors,...
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What is best in life for Melchus? Crushing his bean bag chair, watching a television before him, and hearing the lamentations of donuts. Preferably, all three at the same time. Unfortunately, Melchus hasn't been able to enjoy any of those pleasures since his god-like powers of lusciousness emerged. He's shanghaied by an unrepentant hustler named Dame Rong who demands restitution by prostitution. Will Melchus be a date for the night or a sacrifice...
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Percy Winkler wants to be a lawyer. All he has to do is pass the bar exam. And to pass, he needs time. Time that his boss, Dick Bacon, will only give him if he survives his job as a human piñata. Can Percy persevere and preserve his precious brain cells long enough to realize his dream? Or will he forever be THE JERKED LAW CLERK? This is the first part of the CHUMPED trilogy.
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WARNING: Before you go any further, please finish the first LUSCIOUS MELCHUS book before you proceed with this one. There are spoilers and I don't want to ruin the exciting conclusion of the first book for you. Melchus barely survived his last date with a mythic she-beast. Now he must woo a trickster with no shame in their game and a secret literally kept under wraps. Have at thee, mortals. The adventures of LUSCIOUS MELCHUS continue!